The Write it Yersel' Archive

Date: Today of course
The Smelly-Wellie-Tele-Graph

Caption Competition Number 1
November 2011

Get your funny caps on and think of a funny caption for this picture? Enter the competition and win one of these exciting prizes:

Prizes

  1. First Prize: An email from Chik saying
    Congratulations! You have won first prize in
    The Smelly-Wellie-Tele-Graph
    caption competition, November 2011
  2. Second Prize: An email from Chik saying
    Congratulations! You have won first prize in
    The Smelly-Wellie-Tele-Graph
    caption competition, November 2011
  3. Third Prize: An email from Chik saying
    Congratulations! You have won first prize in
    The Smelly-Wellie-Tele-Graph
    caption competition, November 2011
  4. Runners-up Prizes: An email from Chik saying
    Congratulations! You have won first prize in
    The Smelly-Wellie-Tele-Graph
    caption competition, November 2011

Rules

"Rules" is an anagram of "luser".

How to enter

Send your entry to the following email address:
magicword@smelly-wellie-tele.co.uk
and the magic word is bahookie.

ESKDALEMUIR PHEASANT FRIGHTENING FORTNIGHT

a picture of two pheasants on a wall in Eskdalemuir, one sitting quietly and the other in a bit of a flap.

Click on the photo if you need the full size version (912KB)

Story Workshop

Try making up a story about what you see in the picture. If you can do it without any help then that's grooveywoovey but if you're a bit stuck you can get some prompts by clicking on this button - but try without the prompts for 5 minutes.

  • What just happened?
  • What happened 5 minutes ago? Ten minutes ago?
  • What's going to happen next?
  • Do they know each other?
  • Do they have names?
  • Were they always birds or are they maybe under a spell?
  • What's behind the wall? Anything? Nothing?