Smelly Wellie Tele
Scotland

chik at swet dot co dot uk

Dear Reader

Chik Is Changing His Wellies

Chik's smelly wellies have not been changed for years. Ooooh, pong.

This has been very good news for Gypsy grannies who sell clothes pegs which people can put on their noses. Chik loves Gypsy grannies and definitely doesn't want them to go out of business, but no matter how loudly the Gypsy grannies complain, they could never complain as loudly as Chik's feet are complaining now. So Chik has taken off his wellies, he has removed almost everything from Smelly Wellie Tele, and he's going to start again.

For now, he has left the Smellyportation Chamber - or do I mean the Wellieportation Chamber - but he might change that too. He's not sure.

Meantime, you might enjoy visiting Chik's other Web site, the one for The Smelly Wellie Tele Show. Then again, you might not.

Love, Chik
(somebody has to)
XXXXX

PS Even if you don't need clothes pegs any more, folks, Gypsy grannies also sell lucky white heather. (Hint. Hint.)