You are now in the smellyportation chamber
err... I mean wellieportation chamber
no... I mean teleportation chamber
From here you will be smellyported
err... I mean wellieported
no... I mean teleported
to
Smelly Wellie Tele
the Web site especially for children
with wellies so smelly
you can smell them
tele
To make sure you've got all your molecules
Please count your nose now
And again when you arrive
err... I mean welliepo... no... I...
oh look, just do it, okay
Smelly Wellie Tele Port
ON
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